Congratulations to @Kabir_Daljeet and @Neenerzz for winning this past week's shirts. Both were fighting for the lead at midnight, and due to a leftover Daylight Saving Time server glitch, voting went past midnight. (The bug has since been corrected.) So, both of them win! @Kabir_Daljeet's one-armed girl story and @Neenerzz unfortunate exotic dancer story certainly rivaled each other for awkwardness. I'll be getting in touch with you two soon. Meanwhile, pick out your awkward turtle t-shirt size at Conch Tees.