Awkward Turtle | Be awkward. Win stuff.http://awkwardturtle.com/AwkwardTurtle.com moments brought to you buy the most awkward people in the world: You!Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:51:44 ESTen-usTook a nap, woke up late at 8, jumped out of bed, got dressed, ran to bus stop, checks schedule, loo...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/173843/took-a-nap-woke-up-late-at-8-jumped-out-of-bed-got-dressehttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/173843/took-a-nap-woke-up-late-at-8-jumped-out-of-bed-got-dresseTue, 14 Feb 2012 06:45:22 ESTTook a nap, woke up late at 8, jumped out of bed, got dressed, ran to bus stop, checks schedule, looks at time on phone.... it was 8PM. Walked back home, mom asked "where did you go?". Pretend nothing happened. True story. No joke. Hella awkward turtle.Nothing more awkward when you walk up to someone and they say, "Hi!" and you reply with, "Oh, fine."http://awkwardturtle.com/story/172616/nothing-more-awkward-when-you-walk-up-to-someone-and-they-sahttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/172616/nothing-more-awkward-when-you-walk-up-to-someone-and-they-saFri, 03 Feb 2012 20:40:14 ESTNothing more awkward when you walk up to someone and they say, "Hi!" and you reply with, "Oh, fine."So the first day of french class my teacher told us that halfway through the period we would take a ...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/170776/so-the-first-day-of-french-class-my-teacher-told-us-that-halhttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/170776/so-the-first-day-of-french-class-my-teacher-told-us-that-halTue, 31 Jan 2012 18:23:16 ESTSo the first day of french class my teacher told us that halfway through the period we would take a 5 minute standing break. When that time was approaching she said, "I'm going to check your text books one by one. After I've checked yours, stand up for break." I was the first one to get my book checked so I stood up. By the time I realized no one else was standing up individually, it was too late for me to sit back down without looking even more awkward. That awkward moment when you notice someone's zipper is down, but you don't want to say anything bec...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/168253/that-awkward-moment-when-you-notice-someone-s-zipper-is-downhttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/168253/that-awkward-moment-when-you-notice-someone-s-zipper-is-downSun, 29 Jan 2012 16:33:12 ESTThat awkward moment when you notice someone's zipper is down, but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.#2 That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same directio...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/166386/-2-that-awkward-moment-when-you-say-goodbye-to-someone-buhttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/166386/-2-that-awkward-moment-when-you-say-goodbye-to-someone-buSun, 29 Jan 2012 16:31:35 EST#2 That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.It's awkward that I try to win these contests for the t-shirt, but I never seem to win. :'( Oh well.http://awkwardturtle.com/story/163445/it-s-awkward-that-i-try-to-win-these-contests-for-the-t-shirhttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/163445/it-s-awkward-that-i-try-to-win-these-contests-for-the-t-shirSun, 29 Jan 2012 16:26:22 ESTIt's awkward that I try to win these contests for the t-shirt, but I never seem to win. :'( Oh well.Awkward moment your doing a test in school and you fart and everyone turns round and says eggie not ...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/161436/awkward-moment-your-doing-a-test-in-school-and-you-fart-anhttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/161436/awkward-moment-your-doing-a-test-in-school-and-you-fart-anTue, 24 Jan 2012 17:11:46 ESTAwkward moment your doing a test in school and you fart and everyone turns round and says eggie not me hahaSitting on the bog as you do (#2) and my dog pushes the door open sits in front of me, ****s her hea...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/159575/sitting-on-the-bog-as-you-do-2-and-my-dog-pushes-the-doorhttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/159575/sitting-on-the-bog-as-you-do-2-and-my-dog-pushes-the-doorSun, 15 Jan 2012 04:19:40 ESTSitting on the bog as you do (#2) and my dog pushes the door open sits in front of me, ****s her head too one side, looks at me then proceeds to crap on the floor and walks off leaving me doing my business staring at hers.Nothing more awkward when you see someone and they say "Hi." you anticipated that they were gonna s...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/157591/nothing-more-awkward-when-you-see-someone-and-they-say-hhttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/157591/nothing-more-awkward-when-you-see-someone-and-they-say-hMon, 09 Jan 2012 21:00:06 ESTNothing more awkward when you see someone and they say "Hi." you anticipated that they were gonna say, "How are you," so you say, "Fine" or "Good." I was spazzing to my favorite song on the radio and I made eye contact with the hot guy in the car n...http://awkwardturtle.com/story/156689/i-was-spazzing-to-my-favorite-song-on-the-radio-and-i-made-ehttp://awkwardturtle.com/story/156689/i-was-spazzing-to-my-favorite-song-on-the-radio-and-i-made-eSat, 17 Dec 2011 21:51:58 ESTI was spazzing to my favorite song on the radio and I made eye contact with the hot guy in the car next to me...while eating a large banana and having a spaz attack.