Took a nap, woke up late at 8, jumped out of bed, got dressed, ran to bus stop, checks schedule, looks at time on phone.... it was 8PM. Walked back home, mom asked "where did you go?". Pretend nothing happened. True story. No joke. Hella awkward turtle.
So the first day of french class my teacher told us that halfway through the period we would take a 5 minute standing break. When that time was approaching she said, "I'm going to check your text books one by one. After I've checked yours, stand up for break." I was the first one to get my book checked so I stood up. By the time I realized no one else was standing up individually, it was too late for me to sit back down without looking even more awkward.
That awkward moment when you notice someone's zipper is down, but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
Sitting on the bog as you do (#2) and my dog pushes the door open sits in front of me, ****s her head too one side, looks at me then proceeds to crap on the floor and walks off leaving me doing my business staring at hers.
I was spazzing to my favorite song on the radio and I made eye contact with the hot guy in the car next to me...while eating a large banana and having a spaz attack.