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Sitting on the bog as you do (#2) and my dog pushes the door open sits in front of me, ****s her hea...
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Took a nap, woke up late at 8, jumped out of bed, got dressed, ran to bus stop, checks schedule, looks at time on phone.... it was 8PM. Walked back home, mom asked "where did you go?". Pretend nothing happened. True story. No joke. Hella awkward turtle.
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Nothing more awkward when you walk up to someone and they say, "Hi!" and you reply with, "Oh, fine."
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So the first day of french class my teacher told us that halfway through the period we would take a 5 minute standing break. When that time was approaching she said, "I'm going to check your text books one by one. After I've checked yours, stand up for break." I was the first one to get my book checked so I stood up. By the time I realized no one else was standing up individually, it was too late for me to sit back down without looking even more awkward.
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That awkward moment when you notice someone's zipper is down, but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
1:48 PM, January 31, 2012
hi
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#2 That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.
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It's awkward that I try to win these contests for the t-shirt, but I never seem to win. :'( Oh well.
7:38 PM, January 30, 2012
Gotta get more people to come vote for you! =)
1:45 PM, January 31, 2012
vote for me peeps on my statusus
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This contest ended January 28 2012
Awkward moment your doing a test in school and you fart and everyone turns round and says eggie not me haha
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This contest ended January 28 2012
Sitting on the bog as you do (#2) and my dog pushes the door open sits in front of me, ****s her head too one side, looks at me then proceeds to crap on the floor and walks off leaving me doing my business staring at hers.
4:21 AM, January 15, 2012
the ****out word means she turned her head to look at me
10:59 PM, January 17, 2012
Ha! I love odd censorship. =)
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This contest ended January 28 2012
Nothing more awkward when you see someone and they say "Hi." you anticipated that they were gonna say, "How are you," so you say, "Fine" or "Good."
11:00 PM, January 17, 2012
I do that all the time, unfortunately.
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This contest ended January 28 2012
I was spazzing to my favorite song on the radio and I made eye contact with the hot guy in the car next to me...while eating a large banana and having a spaz attack.