Awkward Stories by baldfatguy

Nothing is more awkward than to be known to be awkward enough to be asked to post to awkwardturtle.com.

So this one day, I visited my favorite 'I get paid to wear your shirt' site and I posted to the blog saying how fun it is when they wear shirts for a certain sponsor... and it was the wrong sponsor... I knew it was the wrong sponsor, but the correct sponsor listed the sponsor I mentioned on their page and I got all twisted up... yeah that happened today...

While watching Jason Sadler of iwearyourshirt.com on his live show today, I saw him push Carol off the couch and then ask her if she would rather have his toes or Plaxico's tongue in her mouth. LOL

So I just pushed out a link to my last entry, only to find out the contest was over. So the nice folks behind the AwkwardTurtleMe twitter handle so kindly let me know the contest was over... via my twitter stream... insert funny hand motion here :)

So last week I begged a pretty popular cool & down right awesome website to follow me on twitter. Today they accepted. Now I feel awkward, yet honored at the same time...

It was in my first year of Jr. High / Middle School when my best friend begged me to ask a girl he liked to be his girlfriend. I walked across the school yard and asked her if she would be *Jimmy's* girlfriend. She said, "NO!" Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I asked her to tell me why. She said, "Cause I want to be YOUR girlfriend!" *Jimmy* still has not spoken to me...