Awkward Stories by neenerzz

I was taking a long drive with a few friends. We stopped at a gas station for drinks and bathroom. While we were getting back into the car my friend and I were rough housing. A girl behind us said, "You guys are gonna die!" This girl had just told us the day before that her mother had died through tragic circumstances. My friend replied quickly with an age old joke. "Your mom's gonna die!" I didn't see his face. I wish I had. Instead, I tried to top him. I said, "Yeah! She's already dead, and rigor mortis is setting in!" Immediately I remembered about her mom and saw my friend's face. He was terrified. I looked away from her as fast as possible, put my headphones on and avoided eye contact with her for the rest of the trip. I felt like a monster, and I still don't like thinking about it.

I was working as an "exotic dancer" for a while to make money to buy a car when I turned 18. I was working at a really famous club called the Crazy Horse. Usually they only let in young or rich people so I didn't have to worry about my dad ever coming in... or at least that's what I thought. I was told to go to a room because someone paid for a private dance. Guess who?