Awkward Stories by dj_mikey_p_sir_f

About a year ago i needed to go to secretary of state to transfer a title on my new motorcycle. so i got dressed and went all out wearing badass shirt some cargo shorts and my best shoes. hopped on my bike and rode to SOS when i got there, there were a group of hott girls that standing at the wall who kept staring at me so i smiled and winked then got up cause my number was called. as i stood there waiting on the paperwork i look back and the girls are giggling at me...which is the universal code for they dig you and thats when i noticed a wierd feeling on my leg...i look down and i had a pair of boxers hanging out my pants...evidently they had been hanging out the whole time and of course i go to school the next day and see them all there for the 1st time needless to say my year was awkward for the remainder of it

so a while ago my buddy started dating a new girl and it was our first time over her house we got introduced to her father and her extremely attractive mother who were on there way out for dinner. so we go inside and start messing around goofing off and decide to explore the house made our way to the master bedroom and opened up the t.v stand to watch some t.v the cable wasnt working so i moved the t.v to get the back of it...and a medium sized box fell out...so of course i open it and out falls a silver vibrator...and a bunch of sex toys that had all be purchased very recently and were slightly used seeing as the price tags had rubbed off a bit...so being an asshole i cracked a joke about it later and her dad overheard me saying it...then told me he had been gone for several months on business and needless to say they are separated....and im forbidden from the house now :(