Awkward Stories by david_rand

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This contest ended December 17 2011
So, I was in this crowded area of the gym when I was doing sit ups. I contract my muscles in my stomach and accidentally farted. A couple people stared at me, but I tried to play it off. You know when you get so embarrassed you have that nervous laugh. Well sit ups and laughter don't mix when you're farting and I was motor boating all the way to the restroom to hide my shame.
10:20 PM, October 27, 2011
I laughed out loud a bit a this one...mainly coz it reminds me of my 10-week-old son when he gets a long far streak going. It scares him silly.
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This contest ended April 16 2011
I forgot I had on my "I Love Munchen German Girls" shirt when I took my kid to daycare. Her teacher read it out loud because she thought it was about Germany. So embarrassed.
12:00 AM, April 06, 2011
Superb! That's what that shirt was designed for!