Awkward Stories by beamob

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This contest ended January 28 2012
Sitting on the bog as you do (#2) and my dog pushes the door open sits in front of me, ****s her head too one side, looks at me then proceeds to crap on the floor and walks off leaving me doing my business staring at hers.
4:21 AM, January 15, 2012
the ****out word means she turned her head to look at me
10:59 PM, January 17, 2012
Ha! I love odd censorship. =)
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This contest ended January 22 2011
Whilst doing work experience at a local primary school for a recommendation, on my last day I was left alone to teach a math lesson with the children. After talking to them on the floor, I sent them to their little tables and chairs. I was walking round thinking I was doing very well until I was asked to offer help. I sat on the little chair and gave help. As I stood up I got stuck to the chair, lost my balance, tripped on the corner of the carpet, fell on the bookshelf, knocking the hamster cage off (luckily it was vacant) sending hay and sawdust everywhere, screaming obscenities as I smacked my knee on the floor, and destroying the chair. As I lay there, children laughing, the class teacher, the headmistress and my own head who had to observe me for a day, all walked in on me in this mess on the floor. To top off my most terrible moment a little girl no older than 5 says to the headmistress, "What's a wanker?" Needless to say, they didn't write me a recommendation. *awkward turtle*
12:00 AM, January 22, 2011
Do they call you "Benny Hills" by any chance? ;)