Awkward Stories by ace_cone

I finally learned how to cut a perfect mohawk!! I gave one of my associates at work a real nice one and the next day at work some of my receiving associates were asking me if I would cut their hair as well. I was so excited talking about the art form of it and how precise I am...making myself sound more cool that I really was. He started to be real interested and I thought I could build a clientel doing mohawks. Real dumb right?.. Walking towards the freight truck to unload I failed to look down and notice pallets of merchendise infront of me. I was so busy talking myself up that I walked right into one. Went head first over the merch, slide down the pallet onto the floor were my face met the concrete. No mohawks were given anymore...the only thing taken was my pride and the fact that I am not as cool as i would like to think...

so im going for an interview right?....it was more like torture day! i drove a 66 mustang at the time..windows were annoyin to roll up and down so i left them down on the way to the mall. Im almost there!!!..and the sky opens up and im drenched. no umbrella! Im walking all around the mall to find Hot Topic. I am breakin in new shoes too. Leather ones. I ask a really cute guy where the store was, he pointed me in the direction. Its upstairs, so i went running. I trip up the stairs because i am so wet. The guy trys to help me up..I notice blood on the back of my leather shoes!!!! I just deal with it. Get to my interview place..half way dry..hurting from my fall..and my shoes bloody. The manager comes to talk with me so i start getting nervous. I was drippin sweat you would think I was in a sauna. Here's me in all my glory..trippin again trying to follow her to the back for the interview...i took a wall of clothes down with me. no..I didnt get the job :[

this is a story of a lovely date. i was SO excited that this particular guy asked me out..he was so good looking. well i took my time makin myself look really good. so as we are walking into the restaurant my nerves were really worked. I tried to do everything so perfect so he would think i was the bomb. never did i think that, "HELLO!! he already asked me out!". Anyway, i trip on the way into the door because the mat was folded up. He didnt think that was funny..so I had to quickly compse myself. While we were eating I tried to share a funny story so he would break a smile and as I was laughing in the middle of my joke the most horrid thing happend.....a HUGE SNOT BUBBLE blopped out of my nose! Lets just say i finished my food alone. :[ I thought guys liked outbursted of fun!!

I bought a cop car from a retired officer friend of mine. well, i was feelin pretty big and bad drivin up to the gas station in my new police interceptor! I get out of my car and two girls were starring at me like I was some cheese head so i started walkin gansta style actin all bad into the store. Grab what I need and start heading back to my car. The 2 girls are still there starring at me, so I dont take my eyes off them till i get to my car. HELLO!!! Concrete ends and i trip onto the hood of my police car..SPREAD EAGLE!!!..roll off the hood and onto the ground. They started laughin at me. The DOORS TO MY CAR WERE LOCKED!!!...moral of the story?...dont act all big and bad because things will happen..lol

I was working with my mom cleaning houses for her real estate company. That morning I chose to eat broccoli for breakfast. Bad idea! During the day cleaning this particular two story house, my stomach began to rumble. So I go upstairs to vaccum and do whatever else. I began to have the most wretched gas! So I started letting them fly. After about 20 minutes of this non stop I heard three people walk into the house. To my horror the gas fumes just werent leaving the upstairs. I run to the end of the stairs and shout to my mom and she tells me with a smile, "Honey, there are people here to look at the house!...are you ok up there?" lol...so i run back to the room I was cleaning and I couldnt do anything about the rotten egg smell. The husband and wife along with their agent come upstairs to look at the rooms. I was blocked in!! The smell was unbearable. They saw me and smelled me. Needless to say they didnt stay upstairs long. I was so embarrased for my mom because it was her company!!!