It's awkward that I try to win these contests for the t-shirt, but I never seem to win. :'( Oh well.

i was in the mall and i walked bye a woman who look like she needed help so i help her and she looked pregnant so i asked me:how long have you been pregnant woman:i am not pregnant awkward

My awkward moment happened when I was going into work on a Monday and felt really sore from my weekend soccer tournament. I brought some icy hot with me and went to the bathroom to apply some. I was sitting in the stall and massaging the icy hot onto my thighs. I must have made some noises either from applying the icy hot or sighing in relief from the soreness but all of a sudden I heard a voice say, " Are you doing what I think you're doing...masturbating?!". I walked out of the stall icy hot in one hand and my shorts rolled up on one thigh and said, " Nope not masturbating did I disappoint you?" washed my hands and walked out haha

;the awkward moment when somebody thinks what they're posting on this website is funny or awkward :s Aha , never gonna win this stuff , WHATEVES .

Awkward moment a girl from school says hi to me really enthusiastically and I pretend to know who she is and I just said hi back with matching enthusiasm and then she asks me "Do you remember who I am?!"...... in front of all her friends and I just say pathetically no..... and awkwardly walk away..... with my own friends laughing at me..... :/

I was 24 when I had my first hemorrhoid. Went to the doctor and he hooked me up with the proper creams and suppositories. (like that wasn't awkward enough) Even worse, I had to drive from west Alabama to central Georgia directly after my appointment. I stopped half way there at a rest stop, doctored up my hemorrhoid and was on my way back to my car when I saw my Kryptonite... Hershey's Cookie & Cream Bars. So, I made my selection and when I bent over to retrieve that delicious vice of mine... I sharted. The suppository half liquified dripped down my leg and out of the comfy athletic shorts I was traveling in. Praying no one would EVER know about this incident, I looked left... coast clear. I looked right... coast clear. I turned around... mortified 8 year old boy staring at the remainder of the suppository sliding down my leg! AWKWARD!

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the awkward moment when its loud and someone farts and everyone turns around to look at that person. Gawsh. //.\\ #facepalm

Okay so this happened when I was like 7... Well when me and my dad where standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus to arrive, I felt like I drank a gallon of water... i think i did because this sensation was like no get back in. Like any parent would do my dad told me before we left to go to the bathroom, but like any child would say I ALREADY WENT. So at the bus stop, I didnt want to tell my dad so as a good 7 year old I didnt and at the bus stop I WENT. My dad didnt notice cause he was talking to my mom on the phone. SOME parent. pft. So I was left awkward at the site. Oh did i mention it was at rush hour. In the middle of the city, the most awkward part was it HAD NO SHIELD JUST A NORMAL BUS POLE.

Tonight, I was introduced to the brother dorm and the one guy I had been wanting to meet was there too. They all clapped for me which was awkward in itself. Then one of the boys asked me what my favorite animal is? Well, I was so frazzled and didn’t have that much time to think so I said a deer. Why? I don’t know. Do I even like deers? No, not really. I’m so awkward. Then he decided to ask if I was an animal what animal I would be? Did I have an answer? Nope. So a girl on my hall answered for me and said I would be a red fox. Awkward..

That awkward moment when you're going to a friends house.. and go to the wrong house, and when they open the door they say, "I think you have the wrong number." Totes Awk.