So today during lunch, i was doing my awkward white girl dance in the middle of the courtyard and ev...

I was in love... I thought he was the one! But I was with another, one that I also loved dearly! But one day my BEST friend, who is more like a sister to me, began to have feelings for the one that I loved... She asked me. If she's could date him.... At first I was extremely mad! But then I realized that if she was dating the one that I loved then maybe i could focus on the one that I was with. I said yes. She ended up captivating both boys' hearts.... And I was left alone in the end! AKKWWWARRDD!!!

Today I was talking to my friend about how this one girl in a musical that I am in was so fake and how I really didn't like her and I just kept going on and on about what a horrible person she was and how she didn't deserve the part in the play and then when I finally finished my rant, I dropped my pencil so when I turned around to pick it up, I realized her best friend was sitting right behind me.... awkwarrdddd!

So today during lunch, i was doing my awkward white girl dance in the middle of the courtyard and everybody was staring at me and my friends tell me to turn around, and i see my crush staring at me like i was a mental patient...luckily i thought that i should just end it all so i did the Fat Amy tummy smack and walked away... he thinks i'm weird now. THATS BECAUSE I AM!

This one time me and my best friend went into an urban outfitters and i bought a new phone case, my old one was really stupid and we couldnt get my phone out of it. We tried everything and we eveen asked this guy who worked there if he could help us and he couldn't, then my younger sister, who's 10, came from the store she was in right next door and said let me see it. she got it out immediately and we just sat there like wow an 10 year old is stronger than 2 14 year olds and a 21 year old employee combined...

The other night, a couple of my friends got together. We were staying up late talking about who we liked. My friend and I decided to do a switch say who the other one liked. When our friends eventually found out, it became very awkward.

I went to the pool and i was in a strapless bikini and when i came out i wrapped in my towel and i walked around for a about an hour until my friends were laughing and i asked the why and they said that because i had my towel wrapped around me like that it looked as if i was naked! + to make it worst my dad was like "Honey go put on some clothes, RIGHT NOW!"

Doorbell went, parents answered it as I ran down the stairs, thinking it was my brother. and shouted "alright you ******". My parents friends walked in, followed by my brother smiling

I had my boyfriend at the time over my house, and we were making out. Things were progressing, my parents were home and my dad happened to look down the hallway into the living room and just when he did that, he saw me on top of my boyfriend. He shouted "HEY! I think he needs to go home." I couldn't look my dad in the eye after that...still can't.

On the last day of school I was talking to my friend Courtney about her cousin (who I may have had a crush on at the time). Just as I said "I mean I know he's your cousin but isn't he just ADORABLE?!" He walked out of the doors behind with a smirk on his face. My friends have yet to let me live that one down.

I was texting my (now ex-boyfriend) who has really religious parents one night when he went to send me a text about my rather large chest. The text message read "Well it's a good thing you have really nice big boobs" at around 10:30pm and he accidentally sent it to his mother who was sleeping. I never met his mother. The fire department won't let us forget it and he's now dating my best friend with rather tiny boobs.